Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Murphy's Laws for Frequent Flyers

If you are like us, who travel nonstop around the world,
you'll appreciate these truisms.

 1. No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight.

 2. If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal.

 3. If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed.

 4. Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.

 5. If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon  as you touch pen to paper.

 6. If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats  on the aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area.    Just look for the two largest passengers.

 7. Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to  get up to go to the lavatory.

 8. The crying baby on board your flight is always seated next to you.

 9. The best-looking person of the opposite sex on your flight is never seated next to you - even if the guy at the check  out counter guaranteed you a "good" seat

10. The less carry-on luggage space available on an aircraft, the more carry-on luggage passengers will bring aboard.

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