Saturday, January 15, 2011

About those Twins

One day, a married couple bore twin sons.  They couldn't afford to keep them, however, so they put them up for adoption.  One of the boys went to a Spanish family and was named Juan.  The other son went to an Egyptian family and was named Amal.

Some years later, Juan became curious about his real parents. After researching and finally locating them, he sent them a nice letter and a picture of himself.  Upon receiving the picture, the original mother said "I'm so glad that he's happy.  And what a wonderful picture.  I wish we had a picture of Amal.  I wonder what he looks like."

And her husband turned to her and said, "I wouldn't worry about it.  When you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

(If you don't get it, just think about it for a little while...)

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Five Sci-Fi Children's Books

Five sci-fi books for children that don't exist, but probably should.


Saturday, January 8, 2011

Letters to Welfare

From: The Daily Joke: For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to<br />individuals and families with income below a certain level.<br />The following quotations are taken from actual letters received<br />by the Welfare Department in applications for support of<br />receiving payments.<br /><br />1.


Friday, January 7, 2011

Fun with accents

From: The Daily Joke: Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="htt


Thursday, January 6, 2011

Are you ready for children?

From: The Daily Joke: If you are thinking about having children you might want to try the following simple tests...<br /><br /><a href=""></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1'


Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Funny Complaints and Customer Service

From: The Daily Joke: B&amp;Q Hardware Retail<br /><br /><strong>Customer: </strong>Can I pay for items over the phone with cash?<br /><strong>Agent:</strong>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Aw…well, I suppose you could fax it to us.<br /><br />Microsoft technical help-desk&


Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Analogies you probably won't find in great literature

From: The Daily Joke: He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.&n


Monday, January 3, 2011

Buying Deodorant

From: The Daily Joke: From: The Daily Joke: &lt;h2&gt;&lt;a href="file:///home/adminbrad/tmp/funny/buying-deorderant/index.html" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Buying Deorderant"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;A [&lt;i&gt;not too intelligent&lt;/i&gt;] lady walks int


Sunday, January 2, 2011

All Dogs go to heaven

From: The Daily Joke: From: The Daily Joke: &lt;div align="left" dir="ltr"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #001fe2; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #001fe2; font-family: Arial; font-size: 18pt;"&gt;Do Dogs go to Heaven? Hysterical! These two churches face each other across&lt;/span&gt;&l


Saturday, January 1, 2011

10 Reasons why facebook is like a male reproductive organ

10. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.

 9. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.

 8. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.

 7. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it (facebook envy).

 6. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.

 5. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.

 4. If you don't apply the appropriate measures,  it can spread viruses.

 3. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.

 2. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.

 1. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.

8 months pregnant

From: The Daily Joke: From: The Daily Joke: A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.She immediately moved to another seat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When o