Thursday, March 10, 2011

The Relationhip Dictionary

 DATING:
  The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy
  to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially   like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

 EASY:
  A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.

 EYE CONTACT:
  A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that
  she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many
  women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not
  necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that
  a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

 FRIEND:
  A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some
  flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

 INDIFFERENCE:
  A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by
  the man as "playing hard to get."

 IRRITATING HABIT:
  What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two
  people to each other turn into after a few months together.

 NYMPHOMANIAC:
  A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often
  than he does.

 SOBER:
  A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.

 ATTRACTION:
  The act of associating horniness with a particular person.

 LOVE AT 1st SIGHT:
  What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely
  choosy people  meet.

 LAW OF RELATIVITY:
  How attractive a given person appears to be is directly
  proportionate to how unattractive your date is.

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