Saturday, December 3, 2011

Value for your money

Bill Clinton was taking a late evening jog when he spotted a very attractive young lady standing on a street corner. Seizing the opportunity he goes up to her and starts a conversation. It doesn't take long for him to find out that she is a prostitute.

"Well," says Bill, "How much do you charge?"

"One hundred and fifty dollars." she answers.

"One hundred and fifty dollars!"  Bill exclaims.

"Yes, one hundred and fifty dollars." she says.

"I can't believe you charge one hundred and fifty dollars."  He says.

"Well, how much do you think it should cost?"  she asks.

"About ten dollars."  Bill flatly states.

"TEN DOLLARS!"  she cries, "Sorry, it's one hundred and fifty dollars."

Bill shakes his head and continues his jog.

A few days later, he is out jogging late in the evening again, but this time Hillary decides to join him.  Bill sees that the same prostitute is standing on the street corner again and decides to steer Hillary away from her, so they jog on the opposite side of the street.  The prostitute however happens to see them running and yells:

"Hey, see what you get for ten dollars!!"

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