DATING:
The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy
to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
EASY:
A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.
EYE CONTACT:
A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that
she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many
women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not
necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that
a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
FRIEND:
A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some
flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE:
A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by
the man as "playing hard to get."
IRRITATING HABIT:
What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two
people to each other turn into after a few months together.
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often
than he does.
SOBER:
A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
ATTRACTION:
The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT:
What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely
choosy people meet.
LAW OF RELATIVITY:
How attractive a given person appears to be is directly
proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
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