The Checkout Lady

A sixty year old man walks into a big drug store and walks up to the girl atcheckout #3.  He asks her, "Do you guys have condoms here?".  She says "Sure What size are you?".

 "I don't know" he replies.  "Well, just let me check" the cashier says.  She unzips his pants, takes a feel, and then she says over the intercom, "EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS TO CHECKOUT 3 PLEASE.  EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS TO CHECKOUT 3."

They bring the condoms and the man pays for them and leaves.

Then, a thirty year old man walks into the store and up to checkout #3.  He asks the girl, "Do you sell condoms here?".

The cashier replies, "Sure, but what size do you  need?".

He says "Well, I don't know."  She says "Just let me check here."

She unzips his pants, takes a couple of tugs and then says over the intercom, "LARGE CONDOMS TO CHECKOUT 3 PLEASE. LARGE CONDOMS TO CHECKOUT 3."

They bring the condoms and the man pays for them and leaves.

Seeing this, a fifteen year old boy who hopes to get lucky goes up to the girl at checkout #3 and asks sheepishly,
"Um, ah, do you guys sell any condoms here?".  "Yep" she says.

"What size do you need?"  "I don't know" he says.  She unzips his zipper for
a feel, pauses and says over the intercom,

"CLEAN UP AT CHECKOUT 3 PLEASE.  CLEAN UP AT CHECKOUT 3".