Monday, February 28, 2011

Funny Sports Quotes

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
  - Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach

"You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
  - Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach

"I play football.  I'm not trying to be a professor.  The tests don't seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven't been through in school."   -Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman
because of academic requirements

"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter?  He went to
prison for three years, not Princeton."   -Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King

"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my #%@# clothes."  - Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he
keeps a color photo of himself above his locker

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."   - Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon  during his visit to Greece

"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."   -Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh

"Nobody in football should be called a genius.  A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."  - Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann

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